Friday, January 26, 2007

Look What I Got

This is a first. I’m putting this day on the calendar and will celebrate it like a holiday from here on in. I guess the trick to getting Victoria’s Secret catalogs is to order only one little item so that it is sent to me via mail in an envelope versus being sent in a box via UPS.

Because I don’t want to be polluting the oh so fragile minds of the adolescent males of this society I am not going to photocopy blown-up size pages of the most risqué lingerie and post them on light poles and palm trees, but I want to! Of course it would defeat the purpose to do this on our compound – it would be so much better if I could do this downtown – perhaps leaving several photos like these which are almost pornographic on the windshields of all the cars parked illegally. That, however, would be a humongous endeavor – even if I targeted only the cars at the Rashid Mall.

1 comment:

  1. Well. At the risk of sounding like your typical, knuckle-dragging Neanderthal... Victoria's Secret is good, but Frederick's of Hollywood narrowly edges them out as the BEST "pornography" available. Eat your hearts out, Playboy, et. al.
    Kudos to you, Stilettos, and your Ken, for spreading the joys of Western decadence to a less-enlightened region. I hoist my brown bottle to you, and wish you a not-too-shitty time, and a safe return to our shores when the mission is complete. Muu-ah!


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