Today I am celebrating one of many anniversaries of my 29th Birthday.
All together, now... "Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dearest Sabra!!! Happy Birthday to you..."
[P.S. Dearest Son and Only Two-Legged Child of Mine: We have just gotten off the telephone and you forgot to wish your own Mother a Happy Birthday?!? The woman who spent three days painfully laboring to bring YOU into this world??? I better hear that Vonage phone ring again this morning or YOU will NEVER live this down!!!]