Thank-You Websense for Protecting us from Viewing Hormel Pork Products
We are going home for the Holidays. I have asked my Mom to get ribs for my DH - the precooked ribs - that you simply open out of the package and put on the grill for a few minutes. [I won't eat them - not because I don't or won't eat pork, but because I don't eat meat. Period.] Pretty much, but for a few cans of sudsy ale beverages, that is all my Dear Husband has asked for. Seems so simple. My Mother asked me where she should get them and who makes them. Hormel makes them. Get them at Sam's Club. I tried to send her an e-mail this morning with a picture of what they will look like in the meat department at Sam's. The website is blocked! It says that the reason is because it is a "Phishing and Other Frauds" site. Gimme a fn'g break!
Once upon a time, in the not too distant past, there was a Woman who thought she was living the American Dream. Her childhood, although now not particularly memorable, was fairly normal. She went to school. She got a job. She met a tall, blonde and handsome pilot and married him. It was all good. They were the perfect “Ken and Barbie” couple. The handsome pilot built her the house of her dreams in North Carolina, where she thought they would live for the remainder of their many, many days to come. Circumstances, totally out of the control of this lovely Ken and Barbie couple, changed everything. Shortly afterward, they came to find themselves living a whole new life in the Eastern Province of Saudi Arabia. Oh, sure, they are still the perfect “Ken and Barbie” couple, but Barbie now wears an abeyah over her designer outfits when she leaves her house, she has given up her pink convertible because she is not allowed to drive, and she no longer has an office that she visits five days a week, instead choosing to spend her time as a stay-at-home wife and an over-protective, doting Mommy to their two absolutely adorable, much loved and very, very pampered four-legged “Kids.”
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