Global warming? You call "feels like 40°" here, in The Sandbox, global warming?!? Bu!!sh!t. It is COLD outside. And I do mean cold. So, okay, I won't be, yet again, garnering much sympathy from my friend Gill in Canada or relatives that live in upstate New York, but pluheeze... We just are NOT used to such frigid temperatures. It is 120° here for the entire summer and now this!?! Dayum. I left my fur coat in the States. I just knew it was a mistake. I just knew it! Heck. It is warmer where my Mom lives in North Carolina than here, today! At least there it "feels like 41°" and that is in the dark:
Here, the sun is shining and it feels as though it could actually snow! Yeah. Global warming. Al Gore, you are a putz... Keep your silly "global warming" crap to yourself. I don't believe a word of the "forced hot air" that drivels from that over-rated bloviating orifice that serves as a mouth on you. Not when it "feels like 40°."
Meh. I don't know if you saw it in the news while you were visiting the States, but here where I live (southeast Louisiana) we got 7 inches of snow on Thursday! My world is all askew. Nothing makes sense anymore! It stayed on the ground all day Friday, and by Sunday we were able to wear light sweaters again, but still. Snow! In LA!
Yeah, heard all about it Angela. My brother works on a barge in NO - he works 21 days on and 10 off - he was supposed to fly home last Thursday but his flight was canceled due to snow - he didn't get home until Saturday! You know, global WARMING and all...
Once upon a time, in the not too distant past, there was a Woman who thought she was living the American Dream. Her childhood, although now not particularly memorable, was fairly normal. She went to school. She got a job. She met a tall, blonde and handsome pilot and married him. It was all good. They were the perfect “Ken and Barbie” couple. The handsome pilot built her the house of her dreams in North Carolina, where she thought they would live for the remainder of their many, many days to come. Circumstances, totally out of the control of this lovely Ken and Barbie couple, changed everything. Shortly afterward, they came to find themselves living a whole new life in the Eastern Province of Saudi Arabia. Oh, sure, they are still the perfect “Ken and Barbie” couple, but Barbie now wears an abeyah over her designer outfits when she leaves her house, she has given up her pink convertible because she is not allowed to drive, and she no longer has an office that she visits five days a week, instead choosing to spend her time as a stay-at-home wife and an over-protective, doting Mommy to their two absolutely adorable, much loved and very, very pampered four-legged “Kids.”
Meh. I don't know if you saw it in the news while you were visiting the States, but here where I live (southeast Louisiana) we got 7 inches of snow on Thursday! My world is all askew. Nothing makes sense anymore! It stayed on the ground all day Friday, and by Sunday we were able to wear light sweaters again, but still. Snow! In LA!
ReplyDeleteYeah, heard all about it Angela. My brother works on a barge in NO - he works 21 days on and 10 off - he was supposed to fly home last Thursday but his flight was canceled due to snow - he didn't get home until Saturday! You know, global WARMING and all...
ReplyDeleteAlright, I do feel sorry for you, only because I totally agree with the whole global warning issue.
ReplyDeleteThe whole worlds weather is changing and we need to do something about it and soon........
Gill
A little sympathy is better than no sympathy, Gill!
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