Saturday, July 25, 2009

The jeja's Stunning List of Achivements

Oh yeah, it is. A stunning list. A stellar performance thus far.

I got this in an e-mail from a friend:

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVD's when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to Royalty in another country, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May [Cuatro de Mayo], and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as "proof" of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on "Earth Day," would you have concluded he is a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually "get" what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again 10 times within years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about the jug-eared-jack-ass currently sitting in our Nation's highest office, that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything? Don't worry. The jug-eared-jack-ass has done all of the above in five months -- so you will have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.

1275 days and counting.

Oooh. Oooh. And let's just add one more thing to the list:

Just a few days ago - when he was doing his infomercial on health care... He called a police officer's actions STUPID! He actually used the word "stupid." If George W. Bush had done this, would you have approved of it?

I could not agree with James Manning more on this, when he says: "Get the long-legged mack-daddy -- this two-tongued liar -- this quasi... socialist communist marxist freak called barack hussein obama -- that half-breed -- that illegal alien -- that emissary of the devil -- that vice president of genocide and hell -- we need to get him OUUTTT of the White House!"

Personally, when he is hog-tied and hauled out of the White House in hand-cuffs, I will be happy. Not until then, though. Rush Limbaugh just wants to see this man's policy fail. I want to see HIM fail! "Elections have consequences, my friends." That is a quote from Rush...

1 comment:

  1. If ANY Republican had done ANY of this, Rachel Madow would STILL be going on about it.


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