Somewhere yesterday I saw that Lorena Bobbitt and her former husband, John, had been reunited for the first time since she took a kitchen knife to his manhood. If I had any idea where I saw it, I'd link. Anyone else see it?
And, speaking of Lorena Bobbitt...
One of the sites I check in the morning when I'm getting ready to do my posting, here, is Big News Network.com. So I click and go there today and of course, one of the first articles I see is the one that I saw in the Saudi Gazette that I posted on [below above], "Saudi Mufti says Saudi girls must stay chaste." I do a quick glance at the side-bar of that page and see, "Secretary accidentally bites off boss' penis." Of course with that kind of by-line you HAVE to click, right?
I'm thinking to myself, "How do you accidentally bite off..." That's "playing" kind of rough, isn't it? Oh. That's how.
[I am putting this post below the "Saudi Girls" post. That one is important enough to take "first billing" for today, I think.]
I didn't pay much attention to it either, Linda, but now that I think about it I think I saw it on Fox News and not on the internet. Someone was doing the commentary and said that John still sends Lorena flowers and cards. He must of really - REALLY - loved her after what she did to him to still be sending flowers and cards.
Once upon a time, in the not too distant past, there was a Woman who thought she was living the American Dream. Her childhood, although now not particularly memorable, was fairly normal. She went to school. She got a job. She met a tall, blonde and handsome pilot and married him. It was all good. They were the perfect “Ken and Barbie” couple. The handsome pilot built her the house of her dreams in North Carolina, where she thought they would live for the remainder of their many, many days to come. Circumstances, totally out of the control of this lovely Ken and Barbie couple, changed everything. Shortly afterward, they came to find themselves living a whole new life in the Eastern Province of Saudi Arabia. Oh, sure, they are still the perfect “Ken and Barbie” couple, but Barbie now wears an abeyah over her designer outfits when she leaves her house, she has given up her pink convertible because she is not allowed to drive, and she no longer has an office that she visits five days a week, instead choosing to spend her time as a stay-at-home wife and an over-protective, doting Mommy to their two absolutely adorable, much loved and very, very pampered four-legged “Kids.”
accidentally bit off....that was truly hilarious, was she practising the chomp chomp routine or what??
ReplyDeleteI caught it on The Insider. Didn't pay much attention to it though because it was a 'filler' between programs.
ReplyDeleteGlad to be able to give someone a laugh today, Rasputin! Note to self: Don't be... Never mind...
ReplyDeleteI didn't pay much attention to it either, Linda, but now that I think about it I think I saw it on Fox News and not on the internet. Someone was doing the commentary and said that John still sends Lorena flowers and cards. He must of really - REALLY - loved her after what she did to him to still be sending flowers and cards.
ReplyDeletewww.nypost.com, May 4, 2009
ReplyDelete“No Hard Feelings: John Bobbitt Still has Thing for Lorena”
Suggestion: Read the news article then re-read the headline. [funny]