Tuesday, February 03, 2009

The more you steal, the better.

Some men just do not learn by example. These two are getting off pretty easy, though. They were caught stealing 16 sheep. 16 sheep! [Yes. There is definitely a joke to be made, but I'm not going there.] They have been sentenced to three months in prison and 200 lashes. Compare that to the two young men who got caught stealing two sheep - they were sentenced to three years in prison and 2,000 lashes.

Moral of the story? The more sheep you steal, the less severe your punishment.


  1. I SOOOOOOO want to go there.

    ::: biting my tongue :::

  2. Just because I can't, doesn't mean that you can't. The floor is all yours, Merri. Go for it!

  3. That's because with only 2 sheep there is too much overtime. With 16, you can have a 24/7 orgy and none of the sheep has to work too hard.

  4. Thank you for not disappointing, Bonni. Someone HAD to do it.

    I feel sorry for the sheep...


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